Tasty Treat, Fun to Eat

If you are a local, and one hot, humid day this summer you get too uncomfy, 

and too sweaty, and a little whiny, 

drive straight to the nearest Pelican's Snoballs. 

Do not pass GO; do not get distracted by some ol' soft-serve shop; 

do not, under any circumstances, settle for a so-so Slurpee. 

Order an icy-smooth snow cone, perhaps Strawberry-Lemonade, 
or Luscious Plum, 
or Georgia Peach.

And if you're feeling a bit barmy, go out on a limb and order Dill Pickle. 
You can thank me later for the best advice you've been given 
since Pinterest taught you forty-'leven uses for an empty toilet paper roll. 

And, as if the incredible flavor isn't enough, 

you get the bonus of a chartreuse tongue for the evening! 

Also, if your kid is lucky, the evening will include a great photo-bomb opportunity.

So go make some sultry summer memories!